Monday, April 14, 2008
I used to work at the local hospital, and like all hospitals, we had our "frequent flyer" patients. Most of them were cursed with chronic conditions of one kind or another—but we were all great fans of Snake Bite. Snake Bite was a nice guy who had an impressive, alcohol-fueled talent for finding venomous snakes in the wild and grabbing them to freak out his friends. Less fortunate Saturday nights were spent in the ER, where the gent received a three-round antivenom series at $600 per round. Too bad he didn't have KT's handy Home Surgical Kit, now in the window of the Percolator Cabinet. It has everything you need. Come to think of it, since it's that time of year, maybe we should all follow KT's lead.